I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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