My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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