somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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