Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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