would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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