Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
