On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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