Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we're making bets on your personal life
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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