so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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