I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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