After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
