My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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