my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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