And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
