I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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