So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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