She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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