Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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