ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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