Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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