Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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