i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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