You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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