My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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