She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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