I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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