Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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