i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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