we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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