Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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