my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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