Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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