Dual....:-)
Moan for me like Helen Keller
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
