Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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