im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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