If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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