what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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