His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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