So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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