You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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