Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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