Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
This is my gift to your gina
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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