Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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