you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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