I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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