Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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