kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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