I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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