2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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