but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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