Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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