I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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