haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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