His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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